Lång och långvarig belastning från en pinoy papi.

Well tubers, we've got an emergency situation here. We've got a gentleman here who's backed up for I believe about seven days.

Really, really, really needs to bust one out.

So, here I am to offer solace and succor one more time.

Yeah, you can tell by that bulge that this neat needs some tenderizing.

Well, I'm sorry the little woman hasn't had time for you, buddy, but at least you got