One more comment about blumpkina and blumpkins: it’s not for those with weak stomachs, the clit is inches away from the anus and inevitably, the turd will splash water on your face. It happens. If you can deal with the smell, the rest is easy.
This is accurate. I used to give an ex-FWB what she termed a ‘blumpkina’, while she sat on the toilet and took a shit. This was usually done when we finished role-playing anal vore, and I was fully digested and she wanted to have me witness her voiding my remains. It was very hot, especially if you’re into anal vore.